[学英语吧]小忍者NINJIA（男孩故事）[堕落街论坛]

（共10集，前三集有台词）

NinJai第一集台词
Ninjai: "Who am I?" "Where did I come from?" "Who are these demons? And why do they relentlessly cross my path?" "I seek these answers on my travels." "I pray the Lord will guide me, for I know he watches over me." "Nothing can stop me from finding the answers I seek." Robber 1: "Haaa!" "Well well well, what have we got here then?" "Looks like..." Robber 2:"Lunch"
Ninjai: "What do you two want?" Robber 1:"Well, actually we plan on robbing and killing you and then, Butang here, well, he'll probably eat you." Robber 2: "Eat you."
Ninjai: "You are demons, I think the only thing you will taste today is your own blood."
Robber 1: "Fiesty eh? Ooo, I like it like that. Butang, why don't you go releave him of his sword and we'll let the fun begin." Robber 2: "Ok" "Ah, die!"
Robber 1: "Who the hell are you?"
Ninjai: "Thats what I want to know."

第二集：

http://www.cnch.net/movie/zweb/ninjai/2.swf

NinJai第二集台词
以下 I 代表 inventor（发明家）
　　 N 代表 NinJai
I = arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhh *splosh* *tweet tweet goes the birds *
I = oi, oi little boy. oi. can u help me here. ive... ive been stuck here for 1 hour. i thought nobody find me. i thought, i though i was gonna die.
N = how on earth did u get stuck like that?
I = oh, oh u wanna know how i get stuck... oh i just get stuck in here.ok i tell u ok. its a ****ing invention that ****ing never works a lot. it never ****ing works. ohhh its a long story ok. now please if u can just cut the rope that connects the thing, no no not that one not that one not that oone
argggh ... oufff
oh, oh, oh i land on my head. oh what a, got a bruise now. oh. oh
oh u r a pretty handy with that thing boy. what, what is ur name?
N = my name is ninjai
I = oh right! oh please to meet u. my name is, ohh my name is... FAUK why do i always forget my fauking name. fauk. fauking bullshit. fauk. fauk this shit right here, right now . mah fauker.
N = dont worry about it. im looking for a village called yumouri.
I= oh i dunno this place, but i see, i see a village from up here.down this path. you come along it in no time
but my invention. i dont understand why it doesnt work. i cannott scientifically find anything wrong with the design
N = why dont u put that piece of wood that u have on the side there on the top instead
I = what? what u say what u say,... why... mumble
fauk! fauken hell. omg u fauking genius. i would have thought of that eventually but FAUK. oh i gotta go try that right now.
fauk thx for ur help mate. mate u faucking legend. i see u later ok
N = wat a funny man

第三集：

http://www.cnch.net/movie/zweb/ninjai/3.swf
台词： Villager: C'mon pops, it's time to move, it's getting late.
Old guy: I'm coming, I'm Coming
Old guy: Wait, who's that?
Villager: what? who's who?
Old guy: That little boy over there, little boy, little boy. Come over here.
Old guy: What are you doing here [in yomori!?!]
Ninjai: Hello, god sirs. I'm looking for someone.
Villager: Hey, dont you know it's dangerous in this parts. Especially for a small boy.
Ninjai: Maybe you know him, I heard he lives here.
Old Guy: Sorry to say this kid, but no one lives here anymore. No one is stupid enough.
Villager: Yeeeap, that's true. Takagawa and his men scared everyone away.
Ninjai: His name is maha.
Old guy: Aaaah yes we know him, but he left this village a long time ago. And not because of takagawa and his men. He left to go to the keyoki mountains. He was old, older than me.
Villager: Yes he was an old [cotger?] and a very nice neighbour.
Ninjai: Wait
Archer: What the hell, no one has ever escaped my red wasps.
Archer: You cut my foot off!!
Ninjai: I apologize, I meant to cut off your head.

很可爱的英语。S你从哪里弄到的？还附上了这么多台词，呵呵。

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