主题：意大利人说的英语，超搞笑

收听网址：http://cimg.163.com/movie/0211/24/italiantomalta.ram One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast . she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawa*****". I do not even know this lady and she call me a son of *****!! 　　Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tella me : "everyone wanna ****". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not **** on the table you son of *****." 　　So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you son of *****". 　　I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you son of *****". I gonna back to Italy!