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| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 21:24:00 -- [转帖] you son of ***** Wona day I\'m gonna to Malta to biga hotel. Ina morning, I go downa to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want to(two) piece. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I want \'two\' \'piece\' on the my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you son of a beach (b***h). I don\'t even know the lady and she calling me son of a beach. Later I go to eata at a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock (fork). I tella I wanted the fock. She telle me everyony wanna fock (*). I tella you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you son of a \'beach\'. So I go back to my home ina hotel. And there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager, I\'m telle him, I wanna \'sheet\'. He telle me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna \'sheet\' on my bed. He say you better not \'sheet\' on the bed, you son of a \'beach\'. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say " piss (peace) on you" and I say "piss on you, too, you son of a \'beach\'". I\'m gonna back to Italia. |
| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 21:41:00 -- 音频在这里，爆笑http://www.humor911.com/pub/articles/audio/1038.mp3 |
| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 22:49:00 -- She say you better not piss on the plate you son of a beach (b***h). |
| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 22:50:00 -- She telle me everyony wanna fock (*). |
| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 22:50:00 -- I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you son of a \'beach\'. |
| -- 作者：树根 -- 发布时间：2007/10/21 22:51:00 -- 意大利人在哭泣、暴怒、沮丧、无奈... |
| -- 作者：happy61 -- 发布时间：2007/10/22 14:19:00 -- 唷。。楼上的么子意思 |
| -- 作者：南问北向 -- 发布时间：2007/10/22 14:20:00 -- 有点意思~ |
| -- 作者：happy61 -- 发布时间：2007/10/22 14:21:00 -- 可惜我看不意思 |
| -- 作者：斧音石 -- 发布时间：2007/10/22 15:58:00 -- 我只能承认 我的幽默水平没你高`` |