-- 作者:四叶草
-- 发布时间:2006/2/26 11:40:00
-- [转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书
[转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书
No.1
Dear Wang little sister: 亲爱的王小姐: From see you one eye, i shit love you. 自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上了你。 Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, i die again and again. 你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛打开,我又活过来, 你的眼睛眨啊眨,我就死去活来。 Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 也许你记不得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我,你就会一见钟情。 I call Li big great, Toyear 25 我叫李大伟,今年25。(今天是today,所以今年就是toyear吧) My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 我家里有四口人-爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是个好男人,在一家大公司上班。 I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。 Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life. 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。(可能不知怎样翻译“嫁”吧?) Like Your people 喜欢你的人
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