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--  作者:四叶草
--  发布时间:2006/2/26 11:40:00
--  [转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书
[转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书
No.1

Dear Wang little sister:
亲爱的王小姐:
From see you one eye, i shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上了你。
Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, i die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛打开,我又活过来,
你的眼睛眨啊眨,我就死去活来。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你记不得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我,你就会一见钟情。
I call Li big great, Toyear 25
我叫李大伟,今年25。(今天是today,所以今年就是toyear吧)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家里有四口人-爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是个好男人,在一家大公司上班。
I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。(可能不知怎样翻译“嫁”吧?)
Like Your people
喜欢你的人