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--  作者：Divinefalcon --  发布时间：2003/11/26 20:40:00 --  意大利人说的英语，超搞笑 收听网址：http://cimg.163.com/movie/0211/24/italiantomalta.ram One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast . she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don\'t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a son of bitch!! 　　Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don\'t undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you son of bitch." 　　So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the toilet. I say "you don\'t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you son of bitch". 　　I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you son of bitch". I gonna back to Italy!