主题：[转帖] you son of *****

Wona day I'm gonna to Malta to biga hotel. Ina morning, I go downa to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want to(two) piece. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I want 'two' 'piece' on the my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you son of a beach (b***h). I don't even know the lady and she calling me son of a beach.
　　
　　Later I go to eata at a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock (fork). I tella I wanted the fock. She telle me everyony wanna fock (*). I tella you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you son of a 'beach'.
　　
　　So I go back to my home ina hotel. And there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager, I'm telle him, I wanna 'sheet'. He telle me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna 'sheet' on my bed. He say you better not 'sheet' on the bed, you son of a 'beach'.
　　
　　I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say " piss (peace) on you" and I say "piss on you, too, you son of a 'beach'". I'm gonna back to Italia.

音频在这里，爆笑http://www.humor911.com/pub/articles/audio/1038.mp3

She say you better not piss on the plate you son of a beach (b***h).

She telle me everyony wanna fock (*).

 I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you son of a 'beach'.

意大利人在哭泣、暴怒、沮丧、无奈...

唷。。楼上的么子意思

有点意思~

可惜我看不意思

我只能承认  我的幽默水平没你高``