主题：[转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书

[转载]一封让你大笑不已的英文情书

Dear Wang little sister:
亲爱的王小姐：
From see you one eye, i shit love you.
自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上了你。
Your eyes close, I die;Your eyes open, i come to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, i die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，
你的眼睛眨啊眨，我就死去活来。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你记不得我，没有关系，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情。
I call Li big great, Toyear 25
我叫李大伟，今年25。（今天是today,所以今年就是toyear吧）
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家里有四口人－爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。（可能不知怎样翻译“嫁”吧？）
Like Your people
喜欢你的人